What could be scarier than a broken appliance?
For many folks, a brain-hungry hoard of flesh-eating zombies is scary. A dude in a Freddy Kreuger mask with a chainsaw is terrifying. For most of us, a scary clown jumping out from around a dark corner makes us scream.
But, if you’re like me – there’s nothing more horrifying than a broken appliance or one that’s missing a part.
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I’d rather watch a marathon of “The Exorcist”, “The Shining”, and “Psycho” over and over again than contend with an air-conditioner on the fritz in the Southwest Florida heat. Seriously!
Instead of seeing my thermostat rise into the high-80s, I’d be happier to see those creepy twin girls appear at the end of my hall, Linda Blair sprays pea soup all over my wall, or meet Norman Bates in my shower than lay around fanning myself frantically while I wait for a repair man to show up.
In fact, I think “Broken A/C” would be a much more popular costume (in terms of scariness) than a Demon, Vampire, or Evil Doll. I mean, at least you can run away from those!
When you have a broken air-conditioner, you’re too hot and sweaty to run. In fact, instead of using decorations to create a haunted house in your home, just turn off the air and invite guests to come in and sit in the heat. It’s much scarier, especially if you lock the doors.
Scare Your Broken Appliance Straight With a Service Agreement
Whether it’s an air-conditioner, kitchen appliance repair, washer, dryer, or more, you can stop the nightmares about broken appliances or missing parts with the security of a Home-Tech Service Agreement.
We have a Gold Plan for all you ghouls that want extra protection and a Silver Plan for all the phantoms that need to pay a little less – either way, we answer the question of who you’re going to call when your appliance busts – and that’s Home-Tech. Not just on Halloween, but for security the entire year.
And you have the security of working with a company that has an A+ rating with the Better Business Bureau. It doesn’t get much safer than that!